About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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