I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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