New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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