god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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