I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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