i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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