The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I wish you could order shots online.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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