I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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