the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
its liver damage thursday
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
