? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My vagina is very pro this idea
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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