Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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