shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
