Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
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