who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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