I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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