it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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