worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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