my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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