I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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