As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Randomize
