East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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