summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We had to coat check the pizza.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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