Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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