You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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