We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
This is the high leading the old right now
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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