that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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