Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You can't motorboat a personality
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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