I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think a kid would responsible me up
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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