Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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