Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So squirting runs in the family.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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