Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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