She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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