Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize