ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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