smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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