A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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