Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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