we have officially lost it.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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