im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
is that a dick in a sweater?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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