Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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