My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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