im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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