Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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