love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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