they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
