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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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