just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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