how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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