Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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