He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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