but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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