Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
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