No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
