Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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